Anyone who makes fun of fanfiction has never read really good fanfiction.
#although better would be #’anyone who makes fun of fanfiction does not understand what ‘fanfiction’ actually is’ #because #um #fanfic has been around since the roman times? #like the entire roman pantheon was just greek fanfic #and the aeneid was straight-up self-insert fanfiction of the odyssey #shakespeare wrote fanfic of greek mythology #people have been writing au fanfic of shakespeare’s plays basically since the ink dried on the goddamn scripts #the only difference now is that its become the home base of teenage girls on the internet #and #as anyone knows #anything that is done by teenage girls #and particularly by teenage girls on the internet #is inherently mock-worthy #because fuck you that’s why #seriously fuck people who dismiss fanfiction #and i’m not just saying that because i write it #or maybe i am i mean #i learned how to write on fanfic #it’s given me one of the few things in my life that i am truly confident about #i’ve made friends #a support group #i’ve learned a lot about a lot of things #fuck people who mock fandom #just #just fuck them (via andromeda3116)
favorite personality traits of steve rogers:
- don’t tell me what to do
- fuck your rules
- no seriously, your rules are pointless and i’m ignoring them
- fuck your bullshit
- double dog dare me
- lets fucking jump off this building!!!!!
- i’m annoyed at everything you choose to be but recognize you need help and love
- ~*sarcastic compliment*~
- ~*barely concealed dry insult*~
- the best tactical mind in the universe, lets plan this shit
- i love my country that’s why i’m forever critical of it and mindful of the past and concerned for the future
- loyalty and love above reason
steve rogers personality traits in fandom:
- what does a microwave do idgi
- gay people lol amirite
- sure i’ll do whatever you say
- math??????????????? science??????????
- no, i would not like to participate in shenanigans
- america fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!
If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card
Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
emma watson: gets casted as the female lead in one of history's biggest movie franchises
emma watson: spends the next decade slaying as hermione granger
emma watson: manages to flim 8 movies as a teenager AND get amazing grades
emma watson: gets accepted to Brown, an IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY
emma watson: overcomes the struggle of leaving home to go to college overseas
emma watson: completes her degree despite always having to deal with the fact that she's a huge celebrity among regular college students
emma watson: delivers an empowering, wonderfully thoughtful, honest speech about gender equality
emma watson: is intelligent, down-to-earth, kind and sweet
emma watson: is also ridiculously hot
emma watson: is perfect human
crusty men living in their parents basements: shit
crusty men living in their parents basements: i feel so threatened rn
crusty men living in their parents basements: let's leak her nudes